Dateline Hollywood,
Nerd of the Wings Director and Best Picture Winner Peter Jackson was astounded to learn from the other individuals at the Academy Awards that there is something called a razor and people called hair stylists and barbers who will actually cut people's hair. He said he wished somebody had told him this before the Oscar ceremony. In other news movie goers are advised to avoid the vast number of very boring fantasy epics full of bad special effects that will soon be hitting theaters.
Also in Hollywood, Mel Gibson apologized to the public in advance for the dozens of very boring, very long and very bad mind numbing Bible epics that will soon be flooding into theaters.
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